Friday, January 11, 2008

How to attract native birds into your garden

1. Buy a Telecom cellphone.
2. Download native birds to your ringer tones.
3. Press play repeatedly.
4. Vary bellbird, tui, and morepork "bird calls" alternatively. You will soon discover morepork is best used in darkness. Although it may also attract attention from your neighbours.
5. Native birds fly around and around and around - quite confusedly but around and around nevertheless.
6. Vary your "bird calls" by moving around the garden and pressing "play" from various locations. Close to trees works best.
7. Repeat until you think "this is not really fair to the birds - but it's amazing how well it works."

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